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Title: Coming Soon 

 
Tokugi (Special Skill): Spring Action Combat skills, sweet & sour dance skills, wok-fired agility, tastes like fried chicken, marinades in any environment.

Ketsueki Gata (Blood Type): MSG-FREE

Shumi (Hobby): Reading, drawing, eating competitions (mostly sushi), sleeping, cooking up an appetite for destruction,

 

Wok this way and I will tell you of my journey…

I was once vice chief of the evil rats with wings organization (a.k.a. The Killer Penguins). Due to their cruel and violent methods of commanding and conquering planet Toyota, I decided to disband from the group knowing well that the organization would fall. I quickly found an escape pod on their ship, and of course, I escaped from the webbed feet clutches of the penguins; however, the escape pod was a dud. Falling through the atmosphere I found myself landing on a deserted island, where I was stranded for days. However, I later found out that I was not alone. From the distance I was hearing the pop group Aqua’s one hit wonder “Barbie Girl” and a group of Barbies playing beach volley ball. They offered me shelter at their Malibu mansion, but their preppy pink behaviors and their daily avocado facials scared me away.

 

I ran towards the shores of the beach, strapped a couple of sea turtles to my feet and headed out to sea. Once again I found myself stranded and quite hungry, but then my nose caught the aroma of something fresh and delicious. Coming closer to the scent's whereabouts, I saw a very large ship that contained the delicious culinary smell. At the front of the ship it had the word “PU” on it, and I thought to myself “how does PU smell so good?” Then a crispy hand reached out to me and said “Welcome to the Platter.”

 

And so my journey began….

 

 

   
  

Date » 23 February, 2012