Crabby Rangoon

Title: Director of Spinology for the Department of Propoganda, a division of the Media Relations Agency under the Ministry of Truth

Crabby Rangoon - "A Glimmer of Goodness"
 
I am descended from the little known, but centuries old Rangoon Dynasty of China. The Rangoon Dynasty was famous throughout the ancient Asian world for deep fried crispy goodness. However, poor decisions by the Fifth Rangoon Emperor caused the Dynasty to fall out of favor in the Asian lands. The Royal Family and Dynasty Loyalists were exiled from China and the Rangoon Dynasty slowly slipped into obscurity.
 
As a descendant of the Rangoon Dynasty I was not welcome in my Chinese homeland so I searched for acceptance elsewhere. I was heartily welcomed by the great founding members of the Pu Pu Platter;  Eggroll, Wonton, and Dumpling; and we immediately found ourselves to be kindred spirits. This close bond has served the Pu Pu Platter well in our challenges on planet Toyota. 
 
I was extremely happy to welcome Springroll and Dou Fu Fa to the Pu Pu Platter and look forward to the addition of great members in the future.
 
                               Crabby's Components :
 
                Strength:  Crispy, deep fried outer shell.
              Weakness:  LOVE the Chinese donuts !
            Pet Peeves:  Double dipping in the sweet & sour.
                Hobbies:  Origami.
   Favorite TV show:  Iron Chef America !